Monday, January 19, 2009

yummy curves?!

a friend just came back from japan and brought presents for everyone. one of my female friends had asked him to bring her 6 boxes of something called f-cup cookies.


apparently these cookies are a type of breast enhancement. guaranteed to make your breasts bigger by eating only 2 cookies per day. hmmm... big boobs sounds good, eating cookies to get big boobs sounds even better. first thing that comes in mind is: whoa whoever thought of this is very smart and this is a great merchandise! so, out of curiosity, i looked more into it online. other than advertisment, this is what i found:


The makers of F-Cup Cookies claim women can increase their breast size by eating two of these cookies a day. Each biscuit is said to contain 50mg of a breast-enhancing herb. No indication has been given as to how many days it takes to eat your way to an F cup or what size your butt will grow to as you snack your way to a bigger bosom. Obviously, the very idea of breast-enhancing cookies is ridiculous. Surely everyone knows F-Cup Cookie is the name of a famous Japanese porn star. (http://www.slashfood.com/2007/08/08/snack-your-way-to-a-bigger-bosom-with-f-cup-cookies/)
well no surely i did not know f-cup cookie is the name of a famous japanese porn star. so i looked up f-cup cookie japanese porn star on google, but i didnt find any porn star named f-cup cookies. however, it is true that it doesnt say how many cookies it takes to get to the next size. but it does say that its low calories! so hopefully my friend's butt wont inflate before her boobs do (well not that it matters, shes skinny so she can afford a little inflated butt)

i looked some more and came across this:

From Japan comes the F-Cup brand cookie containing nearly 50mg of that "miracle" breast enlarging herb Pueraria Mirifica...These types of herbs are apparently associated with similar risks as estrogen containing birth control pills or hormone replacement. There is literature suggesting these can make estrogen-responsive breast cancers proliferate or interfere with Tamoxifen (a common medicine used to reduce the risk of breast cancer recurrence that works by blocking estrogen pathways). Estrogen products can also make you more likely to spontaneously develop blood clots in your veins which can cause lethal pulmonary emboli. (http://plasticsurgery101.blogspot.com/2007/08/f-cup-cookies-no-need-to-bother-with.html)
why what do you know! thats the same warning as the birth control pill! and it makes sense because birth control pills contain estrogen. so doesnt it mean it pretty much have the same effect as birth control pills, then why not take birth control pills instead? its cheaper ($15-30 per month at UT SSB instead of $10 per box of 30 from japan or $25-$30 per box of 30 online) AND it prevents unwanted pregnancy. hmmm... what a thought right?

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